She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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