he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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