i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
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I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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