its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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