Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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