do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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