the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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