dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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