And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Having a random hookup so left but love u
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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