I think scott just propositioned me for sex
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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