Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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