So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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