talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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