Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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