You're completely useless in the revolution.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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