when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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