On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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