Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Randomize
