Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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