Please, let me fuck your mom
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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