these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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