You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize