Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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