ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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