no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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