"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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