mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
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