so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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