i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I think I am morally bankrupt
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Randomize
