no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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