at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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