Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
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