I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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