Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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