He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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