Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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