Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
