Kiss
Puke
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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