I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
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