did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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