I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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