Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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