They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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