what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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