You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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