i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Bring me that man meat
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Randomize
