3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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