How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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