Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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