I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
