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pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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