That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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