she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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