needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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