There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
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